THE LONELY ACHE DANCE EMPORIUM
INVITES YOU TO DANCE DANCE DANCE

ALL WEEKEND LONG

THE FUN BEGINS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS AT EIGHT
AND IF YOU’RE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING A DATE
HAVE NO FEAR CAUSE YOU’LL PICK UP A MATE
AT THE LONELY ACHE DANCE EMPORIUM
BUT BE PREPARED TO BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE

NONSTOP TILL DAWN

AT THE LONELY ACHE DANCE EMPORIUM
THE SPOT WHERE EVERYBODY’S HOT TO TROT
THE LONELY ACHE DANCE EMPORIUM!!!

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START YOUR OWN POP-UP DANCE EMPORIUM
WHEREVER IN THE WORLD YOU ARE
BY INVITING ALL TO JOIN IN

WHILE CRANKING UP THE PULSATING RHYTHMS
FROM THE LONELY ACHE SOUNDTRACK!!! 

The End of Loneliness!

According to Markus Mortonsson, author of the newly released travel memoir, The Lonely Ache, along with fourteen toe-tapping songs featured on The Lonely Ache Soundtrack, there is no need to suffer and stew in your loneliness any longer.

Mortonsson traveled the world trying to find answers to his own loneliness, and through his struggles, as well as with his courageous adventures, you are now able to put into practice an effective strategy that will immediately bring all kinds of people into your life.

But let’s back up a step or two for a better understanding of why millions of people worldwide are feeling lonely, and that is simply because we, as humans, are social animals, and our natural state is to be with others. Yet, in this modern age that we find ourselves in, it is actually glorified to be alone – to live alone, work alone, shop alone, eat alone, sleep alone, engage in entertainment alone, exercise alone, sexually gratify
ourselves alone, and on and on it goes until there is mass loneliness all over the globe as we suppress our natural instinct to be around others as much as possible.

And for the millions upon millions who have tried to end their loneliness by joining online dating sites or clicking on mobile dating apps, forget it. You have a much greater chance of being struck by lightning than by ever hitting the Jackpot of Love with this artificial, impersonal, cold and calculating way of connecting with others.

So, what’s left? According to Mortonsson, say hello to THE LONELY ACHE DANCE EMPORIUM!

Today, right now, you are going to be the one – that’s right – YOU – are going to send out the word to everyone you know, by any and all means you have at your fingertips – inviting all to join in – somewhere – you name it, they’ll come – for a POP-UP LONELY ACHE DANCE EMPORIUM!

Just don’t forget to bring your nifty, powerful bluetooth speaker to blast out lots of high-energy music from The Lonely Ache Soundtrack.

And the rest will be history – connecting with all kinds of folks, young and old alike, gathering together for some slick moves and great vibes with your fellow human beings, all in celebration of being together and getting to know one another.

So there you have it – the recipe for ending loneliness for everyone, everywhere, all around the world, forever and ever! And don’t be surprised if some good friendships and maybe even more develop over time from this fun ritual of meeting to dance your pants off every single day in celebration of togetherness! So out with the loneliness and in with THE LONELY ACHE DANCE EMPORIUM!!!